Yippee! An opportunity to go shopping again! Oh, no, I don’t have any money! Oh dear, that is indeed what is going through a lot of people’s minds these days. People are finding it very hard to make ends meet. Many people have lost their jobs, many of them through no fault of their own. And many brave souls out there have gone on and made the effort to start up their own business. Because this is the necessary paradigm to follow under the circumstances, many brave young men and women have turned to social media to help promote their new business venture. The bravest of the bunch, they’ve been classified as your new crop of millennials, have been brash enough to buy followers, likes and comments to help promote their business.
Be brave like them and go and buy your real followers, likes and comments too. It does not matter which platform you are using – Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, WhatsApp, Twitter – you’ll end up with the same purpose, and to be even more positive, the same results. And the results? Positive thoughts, people. Positive things happen to positive people. If you need no more than 200 people to like your latest post – assuming you’ve worked hard on your marketing strategy and you know where it needs to lead – then that’s just it, you buy followers in accordance with that designated number. Or should that be likes?
Oops, a momentary lapse. This blog post is being typed out by a humanoid. Not a robot or bot. Yes, quite true, there are bots working behind the scenes to make those likes, comments and followers work in your favour. Positive stuff only gets put out there. Take the comments, for instance. Amazingly, all of them will be positive. Some people may think that this is false advertising at its worst. But that’s where you really need to come into your own. It is up to you to turn those comments and followers into a realistic presentation and portrayal of just what you are and what you do.
It goes without saying that if you are promoting absolute rubbish and all the comments have been positive, people are going to wonder. And of course, they’ll be giving you a wide berth. Of course, it’s obvious. You’ve still got to work on your positive product material and/or service. Make sure it is genuine and sooner rather than later, the real fish will come and bite. Don’t worry about the sharks. The bots have done their bit. They’ve got systems in place to kick out all the trolls. The trolls are those really nasty people you really don’t want in your life. They’re the worst form of anything on social media.
The backaches. It’s been a hard day at the office. And it’s pleasing to see that it’s all been worthwhile. People are buying likes, comments and followers as this post speaks to you tonight.